Guitar Info

Hurrah! Just when I was starting to think that eBay was getting boring and that there were no more ghastly guitars to be found that we hadn't already seen, then along comes this hideous abomination.

I think it's supposed to be a cherub playing a lyre or something, but to me it looks more like a toddler wrestling with a balloon while a goose attacks from behind.

It's probably styled on some of ESP's rather over-the-top designs, but as this is a cheapy there's no way you're going to get ESP quality. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if it was hardly playable.

Note that, according to the listing, it has a "very unique shape" (not just unique, but very unique) and our old friend the "Floyd Ross" bridge.

Ahhhh... it's great to have some more six-stringed crap to make fun of.